The Goblin Story
How is it that you place a pair of socks in the washing machine, and when you take them out one of them is missing? There's no hole in the washing machine, only a hole in the ground. That's how the Sock Goblin clambers up and steals as many singular socks as he can fit in his grubby paws.
After the Global Financial Crisis and the recent spike in house prices, the Goblin has fallen on tough times. To support his family, he has decided to sell off a portion of his collection. The only problem is, he doesn't have two of the same sock. So he's selling his socks as singles to support his goblin fam